This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. : Wade Michael Collins is a rude competitor on America Sings, who appears in the episode, iRocked the Vote. I received this letter from your store claiming that I never returned my copy of "boogie bear takes Manhattan.". Carly: Yah-gurt? You're a stupid American, Freddie, stupid American. Despite Wade being a favorite to win . I'll look up his fan site and shoot him an e-mail. She was very controlling and possessive. Official Sites He continues to be nasty and opinionated toward everyone, insulting them (especially his "personal assistant" Gibby, whom he incorrectly calls 'Jibley') every chance he gets, while they continue to make his video. Das ehemalige Popsternchen Ginger Fox findet heraus, dass Freddie hinter der Produktion des Videos zu Wade Collins Song "Cry Like a Lion" steckt und setzt alles daran, ihn und die iCarly-Crew als Manager fr ein Karriere-Comeback zu gewinnen. Being socially inept is not itself a crime. In iFightShelbyMarx '' I think we see Neval at his absolute worst. He proudly admits that he did this for his own sadistic thrill. Spencer: Really? I'm going down to get some yogg-urt. Az iCarly 2007 s 2012 kztt vettett amerikai szitkom, amelyet Dan Schneider alkotott. Freddie: He's not gonna win. Manager: WERE! m mgis vele volt az els cskja. Freddie goes on a date with Valerie and she fakes interest in him. [coughs] Carly, Sam and Freddie are called in to help a troublemaking pop star make a comeback, whether she wants to or not. They run away from each other, screaming. Considering that she still hasn't regained her marbles, they've got their work cut out for them. Sam: You're o'mazingly stupid! When Chuck is caught on a hidden camera violently assaulting Spencer, Carly sees and tricks Chuck to get him to fail his math test. Freddie: Alright, let's think. you make me weep Since some of these villains appear in the 2021 reboot, none of these villains' actions in the 2021 reboot will even be factored into the ranking. #DrainTheSwamp Philip Powers (@swampwomp) August 4, 2018. She enlists Cals help to build a device that produces Nuclear Power. The winner gets a big recording contract for a ton of money. Okay, so you wanna start tomorrow? They eventually use lipsynching, very little choreography, and very few close-ups, smoke, and other little "cheats" to make Ginger Fox's comeback successful. She lived with her older brother in Apartment 8-C at Bushwell Plaza, while their father is stationed on a Navy submarine; her mother is probably deceased because she is never . Because Spencer is the one with whom Chuck has a problem, Chuck actually respects Carly and only harasses Spencer when Carly is not around. Sam: It's 6 o'clock! But then we learned that Wade Collins is a big ol' jerk-face. Freddie Benson: [Freddie gives him a strange look] Yeah. Did we just stop shooting Wade Collins' music video because of a stupid animal? Steven dated Carly Shay and Tori Vega at the same time. Do you see what pressure does to me? In British English, a hob also refers to the range on a stove,and knockers is of course slang for breasts.The word also sounds close to knob, British slang for penis.All of this lendshobknocker afunny- and dirty-sounding suggestiveness. It helps us. The iCarly crew loves the show America Sings, so they tell their viewers to vote for David Archuleta, whom they want to win over his British competitor, Wade Collins. Wade Collins- jerk who placed second in America sings. Mr. Collins doesn't want you to talk to him directly. Carly: Okay, you've gotta get a girlfriend. After she goes through a bad break up, her misandrist side emerges. I WANT MONEY! Second of all, all that happened to Chuck is he was grounded, he still had the basic necessities to survive. Jonah and Steven ranked where they did, because the comeuppance was completely over the top. Valerie- Freddies girlfriend in iWillDateFreddie.. She tricks the iCarly trio plus Gibby and Spencer into returning to her house. A vide vletlenl felkerl az internetre s elnyeri a kommentelk tetszst. But, you know, Sam, her friend, was telling me how to lie and that makes me nauseous and I feel queasy and I don't feel--. The main trio manages to bust her for illegally downloading music, so she is fired and arrested. Spencer Shay Mr Howard and Ms. Briggs- meanest teachers at Ridgeway. The second you start forcing others to be in your company, no more sympathy. What would Sam and I look like if we had purple troll hair? Knytelen furcsa, de szeretetre mlt felntt btyjval, Spencerrel lakni. Conside Read allWashed-up former teen pop sensation Ginger Fox finds out that Freddie is responsible for directing and producing the music video for Wade Collins song "Cry Like a Lion"(see "iRocked the Vote," episode #2.9), and drafts the iCarly crew to help get her career back on track. You need to look hotter than you usually do. Mr. Howard once gave Carly detention for slamming a locker. Manager: [aghast] Alright! You're the one who said we owed this guy. Suli utn sajt web show-ban mutatja meg, ki is valjban, s igyekszik megoldani a tini-lt gyes-bajos dolgait.[3]. it's all for real Sam majdnem mindig Carly laksban van, hogy ne legyen anyjval, aki kibrhatatlan. Spencer: Don't tell the story! On iCarly, they encourage viewers to find him and beat him up, because "he thinks you're a loser and you can't beat him up." Scene 12 Wade Collins Scene 2 Wade Collins: Dre Swain . Carly: [sarcastically, to web audience] Isn't he charming? According to pear tunes, the Wade Collins music video we made is the number three most downloaded video of the year. Folk etymologists, responding to the newfound interest in hobknocker, came up with their own meanings of this obscure word. and then maybe that'll help him get more popular and he can get a recording contract too. When Carly and Tori meet and Carly tells Tori about how Steven cheated, the gang does a webcast, where Steven is exposed as a womaniser. Ms. Briggs is no better, she once subjected her students to bagpipe music and horrible dancing. Freddie: Lip-syncing fixes the singing issue. | Sam, DON'T-- Conside Washed-up former teen pop sensation Ginger Fox finds out that Freddie is responsible for directing and producing the music video for Wade Collins song "Cry Like a Lion"(see "iRocked the Vote," episode #2.9), and drafts the iCarly crew to help get her career back on track. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HOBNOCKERS!!! That's when--okay, I'm lying, I'm a dirty liar. First of all, Chuck brought that upon himself. Billy behaves like a jerk throughout the entirety of the episode, he attacks Gibby completely unprovoked. At the end of the episode, it turns out that the device he used was illegal. And it all comes down to tonight-- the final moment. The iCarly trio regretted that. When Robbie posts a picture of Tori and Steven together on the internet without their consent, Sam sees the picture, suspects that Steven is having an affair and concocts a plan to go to California and figure out that Steven is really cheating. However, when she lifts up one arm at the end of the song, her armpit is hairy. Luckily, Tebo and Mrs. Benson came to their rescue. She saw the dress you wanted her to wear, threw a corn dog at it, and walked out. just how I feel ", the first being. Wade Collins Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! When Chuck makes noise and disturbs Spencer, Spencer politely asks Chuck to take it outside. These two are very ill tempered and bossy. The main plot starts because of the events of the episode. He is able to take the hard copy CD of the music video he made the iCarly create, takes it from them when they try to resist, and releases it to the public to try to restore his fame and career. "I thought we were hob-knockers?" You are a bunch of stupid, American, girls! A lap szerkesztsi elzmnyeinek megtekintse. The clerk promises to take it off his system, and she and Spencer begin flirting with each other. Carly Shay : Hob-knockers? However, if the villain in question also appears in Sam and Cat, their actions in the series spin off will be taken into account. Hey, do you think this dress is a little too saucy? I guess the only way to find out is to look at the monitor. Sam: HOBKNOCKER! In iHaveMyPricipals these two are promoted to co Principals by super intendant Goreman and they terrorize the students, mandating uniforms, spying on the students and giving Gibby detention for being too Gibby. He appears on an iCarly webcast and puts on a performance as a good person, but clearly he is a scumbag. . : Giving Jonah a wedgie was literal assault. I was on my way here when these two huge biker chicks jumped out of an alley, beat me up and stole my backpack. I know, you'll see First Aired Yeah, yeah, you can get back to your obnoxious little comedy show after you give me my video. At the age of 12, he became the Junior Vocal Champion on Star Search 2. Sign up for writing inspiration in your email, Kevin is an asshole hobknocker, numb nut who doesn't wave back, some old man just pointed to my phone and said take your nose outta there and read a book! and hobbled away cackling like ok reginald take the plug out of your life support and climb the six foot ladder you fucking hobknocker. Carly: You don't like him, do you? there'll be time to see When she does not get what she wants, instead of getting over it and moving on with her life, she flips out and throws a hissy fit like a two year old. Freddie, can you cue the video of me and Carls from last summer? He is played by Alex Schemmer. As you all know, one of the best shows on TV is "America sings.". If they are stealing your business, it is because they are better business people than you. Wade Collins: Just roll the camera! Carly: I don't think we should. He says I didn't and I thought I did and I looked for it everywhere and I'm sorry, I don't--. Scene 3 Comedy Family Romance Carly gets caught up in a competition between two performers on "America Sings". Jerry Trainor joue le rle du grand frre de Carly, Spencer Shay. When Chuck and his father go to Carly to talk about the failed math test, Chuck talks about the new number that Carly made up. Carly Shay: Hey, do you think this dress is a little too saucy? : : Sam bajkever, s rendkvl lusta, de Carlyval j bartnk. It helps them. Spencer finds out the new attractive woman he's been dating is actually Gibby's mother, Charlotte Gibson. YOU WERE! Biggest Fan (uncredited . Viewership Wade Collins Okay, Wade, Gibby's gonna cue the music, and when I yell action-- Ciara Hanna (who would later play Gia Moran from Power Rangers Megaforce/Super Megaforce) made a cameo appearance. : Freddie: I know [Brightens up] Uh-- When we first meet Jonah, he is a colleague and study buddy of Freddies. In iPromoteTechFoots, Greg and the DAKA shoe company offer the main trio a large amount of cash to promote tech foots on iCarly. Gibby: I'm sorry! She appears in only one episode on season 1, iHaveALoveSickTeacher. US TV guide descriptions say "Spencer discovers that his date his Gibby's mother" when it should say "Spencer discovers that his date is Gibby's mother". Details are omitted, such as tech foots shocking you if you step in a puddle and them crashing your computer if they get too close to your computer. Sam: [rips fork out of Freddie's shoulder] The iCarly gang learn that the music video Freddie made for Wade Collins in "iRocked the Vote" has now become the third most-downloaded video on PearTunes. Come on, I need to shoot video of your heads for that "iCarly" bit. That is fitting since Lewbert deserves to get hurt way more than Spencer does. you said your mother was gravely ill and needed surgery. iCarly - S02E12 - iRocked The Vote.mp4 Plot Summary: When iCarly convinces their viewers to vote for David Archuleta on a show entitled America Sings, they cause an up turn in his votes, that causes him to win.Carly, Sam, and Freddie then fell guilty for his opponent, Wade Collins, who claims that he only wanted to win so he could pay to get medicine for his sick mom. Wade: Is that any way you talk around my mum? Carly Shay So it's a dollar for every day it's late. However, in, This episode premiered on TEENick's "Crush Night," hosted by David Archuleta and. Carly, Sam, and Freddie immediately developed a strong dislike for Wade, but were forced to create his video anyway, Gibby however, became Wade's assistant, he also ends up disliking him. Scene 6 In iWantMoreViewers Lewbert pops a childs balloon completely unprovoked and eats a childs cookie for no reason. Carly: [tries to pull out the fork in Freddie's shoulder] The police show up with Griffin, as Griffin stole the motorcycle. Freddie: OWW! when you're gone One time-- don't tell the story. Abby (as Andrea Swain) Kimberly Woods . Freddie? Wade Collins: You are all just a bunch of hob-knockers! I've kept you and Wade Collins and David Archuleta waiting long enough. Steven Carson- Carlys cheating boyfriend in iPartyWithVictorious. Gibby: You've got beautiful hair. next During her first appearance in iPsycho, she seems like a lonely girl with no friends and a pet chicken. And we can premiere it right here on "iCarly. Wade Collins: [screams at a hobo bystander outside] HOB-- [video repeats] HOB-- [video repeats] HOB-KNOCKER! Privacy is a protected right under article 12 of the United Nations Universal Declaration of human rights ( https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?hspart=mnet&hsimp=yhs-001&type=type9099612-spa-3503-84593¶m1=3503¶m2=84593&p=UN+universal+declaration+of+human+rights+right+to+privacy ). Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. And now, Freddie will read the next question. Missy Robinson- Carlys now estranged former best friend. It stands to reason that she probably physically abuses her boyfriends. He is played by Alex Schemmer. [cries]. Az nevbl ered az iCarly nv. You're a stupid American, Freddie, stupid American. He attempts to trick Shelby Marx into violently assaulting Carly. somehow the world Cuck first appears iniHurtLewbert. Hbortos, raszta frfi, aki kzeli bartsgban van a csapattal. Mivel az apukjuk egy tengeralattjrban dolgozik, Carly sok dolgot megtanult nllan elvgezni. it's your time to be Imdja a technika minden formjt, s csak az fejlesztseinek ksznhet, hogy a srcok htrl htre kzre tudjk adni webshowjuk jabb rszeit. Action!! Anyway, since Wade isn't here-- our little friend Gibby is gonna come out and sing for you. That explains her anti-social behaviour, but it doesnt excuse it. In Australia, hob knocker is said as an occasional slang equivalent to humdinger(e.g., That was one hob knocker of a party). Her part was edited out. Griffin- Carlys boyfriend in iDateaBadBoy. Possibly because either she or Wade didn't want her in the video. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/ICarlyS03Ep13IFixAPopStar. Wade: I'm going downstairs to get some yah-gurt! Spencer decides not to press charges. [Gibby and Freddie come in while Spencer is dating Charlotte, Gibby's mom] I'll come over tomorrow and we'll shoot the video then. Freddie: Technically, you can't take a train to an island. Noah Munk (Gibby) s Jennette McCurdy (Sam Puckett) azonban nem tr vissza a sorozatba.[2]. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Well, I don't care what your records say. David can't sing because he has a sore throat, so they have Spencer play iCarly out on the banjo. Director Russ Reinsel Writers Dan Schneider Andrew Hill Newman Stars Miranda Cosgrove Jennette McCurdy Nathan Kress See production, box office & company info Watch on NickHits with Prime Video Channels More watch options Add to Watchlist Check out this little guy. The official synopsis for the episode reads: "Washed-up former teen pop sensation Ginger Fox finds out that Freddie is responsible for directing and producing the music video for Wade Collins'. Mi osito berrinchudo Maseloti 134 subscribers Subscribe 589 20K views 1 year ago Gibby cantando mi osito berrinchudo El mejor momento de iCarly con una de las canciones ms emotivas de la. Luckily, Sam beats Nora in a fight. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It's noon, and we haven't shot anything yet. I'm telling you please enjoy this little video Freddie put together. You bunch of hob-knockers! [Sam glares at Freddie] They're surrounded by water, so-- Wade Collins: [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! In iTwins, Carly tutors Chuck. Many were surprised that Wade Collins lost, and according to industry insiders David archuleta may owe his victory to a popular Web show called "iCarly. [Ginger throws a fork and hits Freddie with it] Carly: [whispers the meaning of hob-knocker into David's ear] Sam: Shes just marching around the stage like an idiot! So just go to the place and tell them you returned it. "Hobknockers" is removed from this episode's airings in the UK and Australia, making it a shorter episode. Want to share your thoughts on the revival?Click here to join our Discord server! Kyoko and Yuki do not get away with their crimes, they are arrested at the end of the episode. Together, these kids are a force with whom to be reckoned. "iGive Away a Car" When Ginger sings the line, "'cause you belong to me forever," she lifts up both her arms, and you can see her armpits are shaved. He treats the main trio with nothing but absolute cruelty. He faces no major or minor repercussions for what he does to them. When shooting Wade Collins video, the iCarly gang shot it inside the studio. The hobknocker is a construction tool invented in the mid-1960s. But if you don't believe us-- take it from someone who's worked closely with him on "America sings.". 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